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- are you alive
- do you like mozzarella sticks
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My name's Alexandra. I'm a college student. I like food, sleep, and clever Tumblr introductions. You should probably get started on your homework.
"Well, if it isn't Ethel Barrymore!"
- are you alive
- do you like mozzarella sticks
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GUYS SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED IN THE WIZARDING WORLD TODAY
#what if the books are real #what if JK is a seer #and what if last night was the night that voldemort went and tried to kill Harry but failed #WHAT #IF
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Ferris Bueller Sequel of the Day: So the Ferris Bueller “sequel” that was teased last week has been unveiled in full, and it’s… an ad for Honda starring Matthew Broderick as himself.
But it does pay homage to Ferris Bueller, which is something? And it does do a great job at selling something: The certainty that no one should ever try to make a Ferris Bueller sequel.
[honda.]
“There’s a plane leaving for anywhere you want right now, and in an hour, and in a day, and in a year. You can get out whenever you want, it’s comforting I think.”