June 2012
finefools:
glamydia:
excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology
more like chukka that shit in the garbage
May 2012
the avengers?
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
precipitates:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day
thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away
pfefferi:
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
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Me: What's the difference between tortelloni and tortellini?
Dad: Right? It's BULLSHIT.
how to be a writer
start to write something
pause and read over what you have so far
cringe
backspace everything
exit out of your computer
cry on the floor
nanflanagan:
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
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Alright, it's one o'clock in the afternoon.
I should probably change out of my pajamas and eat breakfast.